So I watched "Young, Dumb and living off mum" yesterday... That was a fun experience! For any of you who don't know, the premise of the show is to take a bunch of idiotic, spoiled cunts, sorry, precious little darlings, and take them away from Mummy and Daddy, making them live off the dole like many unemployed 20-something's and setting them a bunch of challenges to try and teach them to be adults.
The premise, I have no problem with, sounds alright innit? But the people... Christ I'm actually shuddering in horror at the mere thought... As I caught on quite late there are only a few left (one is sent home every week) and they are, honestly, the most disgusting, vile creatures I've ever seen. Like, I'd actually rather be fucked by a gorilla then hang out with Hitler than talk to these people. One of them, Levi (my personal least favourite), actually still gets baths from is mother at age 20. Yes. I'll allow you to absorb that information for a minute... Done? Good. Another one, Iman, daughter of a rich businessman, pretended to her parents tat she was going to college for 5 months (she failed her all her exams) just to get the train fares off her dad so she could have nights out with it.
These wankers, sorry, sweet ickle babies, have had every whim indulged for so long they have literally no sense of how the world works. Democracy, something people have fought and died for, proved a bit much for Iman who shrugged and said "I dunno what democracy is, yeah?" Also, when showed a pictures of the house of commons she asked "Is this where the pope goes?" They have no sense of duty or pride and no sense of work. One baby faced little pile of arse gravy moaned after one day's work "but why do people wanna work?" I nearly cried... Your personality is shaped through experience of the world and through work and adversity, meaning these people have zero personality beyond consumption. One should have a catch-phrase; "I'm a personality-less, moronic leech! LOL!!!" Catchy, isn't it?
The parents though are the worst of the bunch. Obviously it's their fault their kids are like this as they just kept indulging them, like Britain indulges America (Ooh, satirical. Yeeeah...). When showed videos of their kids, instead of all agreeing that every single child is horrible, they often just argue that their child was the best and the other ones were the bad ones. They're all just as bad as each other!!! They're all so afraid to treat their kids like adults and not babies. I expect that when they go home (the parents), they build a little shrine to their child and start rubbing their kid's baby clothes all over themselves moaning "Ah, fuck yeah..."
Don't quote me on that though...
Anyway, this show is fairly entertaining, yeah, but if you're a cynical bastard like me, you'll watch it and be quietly weeping on the sofa at the obviously doomed future of our world and at the way society is now that it could create such evil freaks in the first place.
PS. Good idea for spin off show: we follow the kids 60 years in the future and call the show "Old, incontinent and living off the kids."
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